• 1971 Cadillac Hearse Superior

    1971 Cadillac Hearse Superior For Sale!<br>
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    One of a kind hearse. 472 big block, mechanically perfect from bumper to bumper. Rebuilt motor and transmission. Only about 1,000 miles on the rebuilds. Has 110,840 original miles. All new front end and brakes. All new brake lines and body mounts. New Gangster white wall tires, and New Baby Moon Wheels. New custom made aluminum radiator ($1000.00). AC and Heater works. Headlights, blinkers, and brake lights all work. All windows roll u
  • Jet Powered Volkswagen Beetle

    --Yes this is a real ad, and yes I used the photos everyone has seen from my website and shared. The last photo on this ad hasn't been posted anywhere and shows the lift I store it on. I take it down once and a while and run it. Again, this is a real ad for the world famous jet powered Beetle.<br>
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    Street-Legal Jet Powered Volkswagen Beetle $550k. Why on Craiglist? Why not? Why a jet Beetle?<br>
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    I think it may be time to let go of my flame throwing, running and d
  • IKEA Lamp

    Let’s be real, it’s a dark time right now. You may find yourself wondering whether there’s a light at the end of the tunnel, but I have great news for you, there is. <br>
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    This lamp is tall enough that you can position it at or near the end of any tunnels you may find, but not so tall that it can get stuck inside the tunnel (we also have some mining lamps for sale, if that’s more your style, but they look oddly like this one with the base taken off, and taped
  • Toilet paper seeds

    Here you can see 2 toilet paper seeds, in their natural habitat, these are the best quality and are guaranteed to produce 3 ply paper for years to come if cultivated properly.<br>
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  • "CrapShoot"- Killer New Outdoor Game w/Toilet

    Hey there, me and a couple friends have developed a fun, all weather, day and night addictive game called CrapShoot. Guys and girls, young and ancient are all encouraged to check out what you need to set up your own backyard game of luck and skill.<br>
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    We're not selling you anything, we're just telling you about it so you can start having fun, and possibly starting a "league" of some sort, but that's down the road a little.<br>
    It's basics are really quite simple
  • Space Cruiser (Rick and Morty)

    This is a heavily used Space Cruiser coupe.<br>
    1 owner. Non-smoker (but heavy drinker)<br>
    Odometer: 11.3.14159265359 parsecs<br>
    Does not run. Sold AS IS.<br>
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    FEATURES:<br>
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    - Seats 2 passengers comfortably (but can fit up to 3)<br>
    - Built-in security system to "Keep passengers safe" <br>
    - Runs on Nitro Dark Matter<br>
    - Mega Seed powered onboard computer system<br>
    - Registration valid until May 2020 (regis
  • THIS BEAUTIFUL COMBINATION FIREPLACE / 8-TRACK STEREO!

    DON'T MISS THIS OPPORTUNITY!This amazing combination fake fireplace / phonograph / FM stereo / 8-TRACK-PLAYER! could be yours FOR THE ABSOLUTELY FREE PRICE OF $FREE$!!!Don't hesitate! It's not every day that a mid-70s MONTGOMERY WARD fake fireplace becomes available like this. IT WONT LAST LONG!Imagine the warmth and beauty it will bring to your stark and cold home. The stereo plays TODAYS HITS from LOCAL FM STATIONS while the fake firelog emits WARMING RAYS in the VISIBLE SPECTRUM!It's never to
  • 1979 DODGE "STAR WARS" VAN, ORIGINAL SURVIVOR, ONE OF A KIND!

    From a galaxy in a garage from far far away....I offer you the ultimate Star Wars van.<br>
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    This 1979 Dodge “shorty” van was designed and built two years after the original movie hit the theaters. The van has mostly been stored for many years. The original graphics are in good shape.The graphics on the hood have some cracking due to being face up to the sun. But I think it adds great character.<br>
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    The van has in the last few years had a new crate motor
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  • Carolina Hurricanes Organ

    Theater Organ - 1997 Rodgers Model 360 Organ<br>
    Organ has only been used by the Carolina Hurricanes<br>
    Original price 43k.<br>
    Organ works. Plays as is. <br>
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    Must pick up from offsite warehouse near RDU. Loading dock bay available. <br>
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    Cashier Check Only. <br>
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    $7995.00Make Offer<br>
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  • An open letter to the person who called the police!

    Where do I begin? First off thank you. Thanks for being in right place at the right time and doing the right thing. <br>
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    On a cold January night you saw my husband swerving all over the road. You followed him while dialing 911. I hadn't been able to reach him for a few hours and was frantic by the timethis happened. He was out driving under the influence.I appreciate you and everything you did for us. <br>
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    Yes he was drunk, hammered even, and because of your act
  • Moving On is Hard To Do Sale (June 15)

    *Photos 2-6 are stock photos of actual items for sale*Queen Size Casper Mattress:No sex was had in this bed. I bought it at the beginning of my year of celibacy. I didn’t know back then it would be a year; no one knows how long things will last when they’re just starting. No dating, no sex, no one, one year. I had beautiful dreams in this bed, dreams about flying, about shooting through the air, and leaving this city behind me, dreams about landing in a foreig
  • **UPDATE** FOUND CAT - NEED OWNERS ASAP!!

    UPDATE: thank you to everyone who told me this is actually a WILD BOBCAT!!! :-) Wtf!!! No wonder he was so grumpy!! I kidnapped him!! I am not from America and have never heard of bobcat, I thought all wild cats are much bigger than that!! I can not believe I brought it inside!! And he pissed all over my damn house so now I have to deep clean everything !!well Anyway I am glad at least he is okay and not a lost cat. I have let him go already back near the trees where he came from, and he was not
  • Unique challenge for experienced director - PAID

    I am in search of an experienced director to tackle a unique challenge. My seven year old son is an up and coming film director, and I have decided that he is ready to direct his first feature film. His father has agreed to fund a film up to $250,000, so I'm looking for an experienced director to guide him through the process. He will be making all creative decisions, but he will need help and guidance. <br>
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    His favorite directors are Steven Spielberg, Christopher Nolan, and Sta
  • Spot in lineup

    Looking to bow out of the surf scene. Offering up a spot in the pecking order it's well below Marty but way above a Mollusk guy. Can give more details in person. (No low ballers Koa)<br>
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  • New Holiday proposed

    America needs a new Holiday!!A Day where one can be genuinely content, happy, and calm.The Holiday name is: Ain't nobody mad at me day.A day where politics, police, boss, landlord, ex girlfriend,ex boyfriend, ex spouse, pet, co-worker, Bill collector, bartender,parents,kids,or any other authority that claims control of one's time is not at odds with you.<br>
    This Holiday was created by the exclamation "Damn I am glad it ain't me!" At the moment a neighbor was arrested.Americans n
  • Free Snowman

    Free snowman used only one season...bring your own bucket...<br>
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  • Apple Macintosh SE STONE CASTING

    Apple Macintosh 512/Plus/SE Stone Casting<br>
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    No my oldMacintosh SE didn't turn to stone when it saw me wearing an Apple Watch.<br>
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    This is a high quality casting of an early 1980's classic. I can't id the material but it looks a lot like concrete. I just haven't seen concrete castings of this quality or showing this much detail. Truly a one of a kind piece for the hard core Macintosh fan/evangelist. Don't let this one slip past you.You may not see another one.&
  • for sale snow cat limo

    for sale snow cat limo , sv 250 bombardier snow cat combined with 1989 caddy stretch limo.Last used 2 years ago.
    [see also The Canadian Broadcasting Company's writeup ]
  • Cat Kremlin - Garage Desk - BUCKETS !!!!!!

    Cat Kremlin - Paper Mache<br>
    Teach your cat about the struggle of the proletariat and the oppression of the bourgeoisie with this handy 4ft piece of custom architecture!<br>
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    Garage Desk (W 21in, L 57in)<br>
    Saw on it! Paint on it! Drill into it! A great place to turn your mildly broken electronics into an unfixable mess! The only limit is your imagination (and the space in your crammed garage).<br>
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    5 Gallon Buckets<br>
    Holiday Themed. Recreate
  • To the 3 surfers who saved my life at Linda Mar 7/13 4 pm

    I don't know who you are or how to locate you, but you literally saved my life. I want to thank you.<br>
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    The last thing I recall is paddling for a wave (at Crespi) and the next thing I remember is laying on a stretcher on the beach looking up at EMTs and you guys in wetsuits. I was barely conscious and the ambulance took me to General Hospital's trauma unit in SF and I was able to go home by 8 pm after x-rays and a CAT scan. I have a concussion but am glad to be alive.I want you
  • bob's burgers hamburger landline phone

    Even if you're not inspired by the beloved Beltcher family, who wouldn't want to live in the magical world where your phone is shaped like your favorite food?!?<br>
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    I've had this for a very long time and used it maybe 5 times. Sounds great and easy to set up. Price is negotiable.<br>
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  • bob's burgers hamburger landline phone

    Even if you're not inspired by the beloved Beltcher family, who wouldn't want to live in the magical world where your phone is shaped like your favorite food?!?<br>
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    I've had this for a very long time and used it maybe 5 times. Sounds great and easy to set up. Price is negotiable.<br>
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  • Slow car/huge cargo bike for burning man

    Hello bicycle weirdo!<br>
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    I converted a car to be powered by bicycle. As you can see in the pictures, the engine has been replaced by a bike. The original transmission now has a cassette on it, and it still shifts (1-4, R and 5 are gone). The rest of the car has been stripped down, leaving only the rolling bits, exterior, driver's seat, brakes, and steering. I think it currently weighs about 900lbs. On the flats it's easier to pedal than expected-- we biked it up a (tiny) ~12% h
  • Special needs room seeker

    I am so glad you found this ad. You would be perfect for our room. We know you are having financial difficulty and you just need someone to cut you a break. In our home we are not bound by those silly economic rules that everyone else has. We get free cable, electricity, water and our garbage is so good, the city pays us to take it!!!!!! We are just passing the savings on to you. Drama free!<br>
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    Our home is spotless clean. It takes no effort on your part to keep it th
  • Prick on the Patio at Wild Wings

    For your own health and the general good of society, I need you to find Jesus.If He doesn't work for you, take up yoga or progressive muscle relaxation - maybe even give Valium a try. Better yet, seek counseling from a licensed therapist. Because buddy, you don't know me, but you seem CRAZY.<br>
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    I'm the lady seated next to you on the patio at Wild Wing Cafe in North Charleston today.Instead of a nice lunch with my mother, I was treated to your delightful 45 minute diatribe of fi
  • Gigantic Framed Art Angel Print With Hamburger Thoughts

    This peint is absolutely huge. It's 56 in Long 1 inch thick and 40 in tall.<br>
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  • 95 Honda CBR 900RR

    1995 Honda CBR 900 RR, very unique.Yes it is wrapped with wrinke crush velvet.Slavage title and has a 96 motor in it.Will need tires.We've had the bike since 2001. Cross posted.<br>
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  • 1999 Toyota Corolla - Fine AF

    You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. <br>
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    The 1999 Toyota Corolla. <br>
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    Let's talk about features. <br>
    Bluetooth: nope<br>
    Sunroof: nope<br>
    Fancy wheels: nope<br>
    Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn. <br>
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    Let me tell you a story
  • My facebook archive

    I decided to cut out the middle man and sell my facebook data directly. By purchasing my facebook archive you can check out what I like, what I love and what makes me cry and market your products and political organizations to me more accurately. Furthermore, you can know who my friends are, which ones I follow and which ones I mute. You can see how far I got in mafia wars and my high score in bubble bobble. How well did I do on that math puzzle that's driving the internet crazy? Find out by pur
  • Free Tree for firewood-Yes, THE famous Hillary Clinton Tree!

    Several years ago Hillary Clinton's motorcade passed by my humble home near Zionsville Road and West 62 street in NW Indy. Apparently she became so displeased that her staff could not move my Ash (tree) from the RIGHT to the LEFT (of my driveway), she smote the tree and it died immediately. It would be a pleasure to donate this corpse of a tree to your next deplorable bonfire gathering. Just cut her down and haul her away. If the ad is still up, the tree is still up, Trump is still President and
26 Dec 2024